- Break my personal record for "Longest Talk Story Session after a Workout," and
- Discover the most perfect post-workout smoothie combination the YMCA's coffee shop has to offer.
Anyway, one night, my Mister and I headed to the gym by ourselves, determined to get a quick workout in; we weren't quick enough, apparently, as this text evidences:
She's sassy, isn't she? I guess she called, but my phone was hiding in my locker, so then she felt the need to resort to scathing text messages.
But--never fear; I've been translating this girl's love language for 14 years, and she is clearly saying, "Mama, where are you? I thought you would be home by now, and I'm a little worried about you. I miss you; please call me ASAP, so I know you're safe, and so I can ask you to stop by the store and pick up some ice cream for us. I love you."
You see it, don't you? Yeah, I thought so. :)