Question of the Day

Malia: "Hey, Mom?  Um, I was just wondering...what would happen if you ate oil-free makeup remover?"

Mom: "Uh....I'm not sure?....(pause) But I'm guessing now that that's something you could probably tell me about?"

Malia: "I'm just wondering what actually happens!"

Mom: "But why?"

 Mikela: "Malia!!! Did you eat oil-free makeup remover?!?!"

Malia: "Well--um....I'm not sure!  I might've?....."

{So far, so good. :-9}